I don’t claim to be Irish. Rather, I’m an American with a genetic makeup engineered for optimal performance in a cloudy, damp and relatively cold environment. This is thanks to Irish ancestors who originally moved to New England – a place, in terms of climate, relatively similar to the original and its western insular neighbor. That leap across the Atlantic was huge, but still temperate. My descendant leap back across the pond was a little different. It landed me in the West African tropics.
Skin maladies and intestinal parasites trump all else here. I’ve had a good share of them – from strange rashes to maggots under the skin, from amoebic dysentery to mono. So it was with trepidation that I ventured out into my host’s rice field for an afternoon of standing in stagnant, tepid mud under and unconcerned searing sun.
I had managed to avoid the rice field for more than a year and a half. Last growing season I received a couple invitations to go, invitations I accepted with a smile but never showed up for. It wasn’t a problem or insulting. Part of the culture here is to accept things in theory but not actually accept them, or to invite someone to do something without really inviting them. This can be tricky, but sometimes it’s obvious. When a guy in a bush taxi offers his newly procured bean sandwich to you and the other 20 people around you, you say no. Obviously there’s not enough sandwich to go around. He’s being polite. But the rice field was a gray area.
In Gambian culture rice cultivation is strictly designated to women. Likewise, corn, millet and sorghum is strictly designated to men. There isn’t any mixing. It was with this in mind that I assumed the rice field invitations were simply niceties and a means of starting conversation. Thus I passed my first growing season here without ever stepping foot in a paddy.
Then the invitations began again. I had forgotten them. A year had passed. But these new invitations had a distinctly stronger undertone of authenticity. After the fifth or sixth invitation in two weeks I realized I was in trouble. I was actually going to have to go. Here’s where the ‘honorary’ card comes into play. As a foreigner I am always, to a degree, outside of the culture. Everyone understands and accepts this. It’s not a big deal, but it is a loophole. It’s a loophole that lets me be the only guy in the rice field and have it not be weird on a gender level to anyone in the community. I become an ‘honorary’ woman and am allowed to do women-only things just as an American woman can become an ‘honorary’ man. But the bottom line is I’m already the pasty white guy living in the traditional African village, and that’s weird enough.
On the first day of my authentic-rice-paddy-invitation-realization Cas, my girlfriend, came to visit me in my village. I was in the clear. Being a good host to a guest is immensely important in The Gambia. And so I was basically off the hook from having to do anything at all. Cas was my guest and I was expected to be a good host. The expectation of a host placing their entire attention on a guest is so strong in this culture that the Fulas actually have a proverb about it: A good host’s work suffers, but a bad host’s name suffers. Enough said.
Not mentioning the invitation and my need to comply to it, I waited until the next day to slip it into conversation.
“Well, I have to go back to site and get the rest of my garden planted.”
“Now? It’s almost noon. Way to hot. You should just stay until it cools down. You can still make it if you leave by five.”
“I know, but I really have to get that garden finished.”
“You’ll get it finished. Besides, you can come with me to the rice fields today. Ever been to the rice fields?”
She hadn’t. Her site was far from the river. And despite my best, yet futile, effort to make it sound like a great adventure she wasn’t convinced in the least that there was anything great about it. Instead, she was convinced of my one enormous apprehension about diving into the paddy: that I would come out covered in rashes and squirming with worms. If something could go wrong it would go wrong, and if there was something out there to catch, well, then I would catch it. Regardless, it had to be done. I drenched myself in sunscreen and set off.
Eventually, after bouncing through a jumble of other people’s rice fields, I found my host grandmother and two host moms. They looked surprised. I had come. After a year and a half I was there ready to see what it was all about. First line of business, though, was break-time. I had showed up at low tide. The river wasn’t high enough to fill the fields and so we waited. We brewed tea, I sweated and my host grandmother stuffed me full of peanuts like I was a baby bird. Then when it was time to work everyone asked me if I was headed home.
“No, I arrived to do ricings,” I said in the English equivalent of my less-than-stellar Pulaar.
“Ok, you’ll have to lose the sandals, though. The mud is pretty deep. We’ll go transplant from the nursery over there into the paddy itself.
“Yes.”
Everyone laughed a little when I took off my flip-flops and started walking down the clay barrier wall beside the field. It was a laugh that said, “Holy crap, look at this guy! He’s actually going out into the paddy! Ok, wait, what do we do with him? He might screw everything up.” I started transplanting with fury and zeal as I slipped around in the ankle-deep mud and calf-deep water. I managed not to make a fool of myself. “Thanks! That looks really great!” said grandma. And since she kept handing me more seedlings I knew she didn’t mean it in the sarcastic that’s-enough-you’re-ruining-everything kind of way. But after a couple of hours it became apparent there weren’t enough tools to go around and not enough open space to keep transplanting in. I walked to the riverside and washed all the clay off my legs and arms. Grandma smiled a big smile, her entire body covered in specks of clay like she had just been standing behind the rear wheel of a pick-up truck trying to free it from the mud. The rice fields had been a good time, but then my dread returned – what was I taking away from this besides a nice afternoon and a supersized dose of UV rays?
So far, nothing. A week has gone by and all is well. That could mean two things: 1) That all is well and that I survived intact and un-invaded, 2) That the invasion is of a scale to this point never experienced – that a worm as thick as a tree trunk is waiting in silence for the moment that it will explode out of my chest. Really, either seems possible at this point. Maybe it’ll be something in between. Either way I can’t be too upset. I’ve been a host to parasites before. And as long as I’m in The Gambia I’ll have to deal with it and smile. After all, being a bad host is bad form.